Geese: They're awful; but this is why we still love having them around

"JawzX2, Boost Addict. 1.6t, 2.7tt, 4.2t" (jawzx2) 10/25/2019 at 17:21 • Filed to: Lawnmowerlopnik, geese, Yardlopnik

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I like to tell people how the geese keep the lawn mowed I had always assumed it was just because of their close-cropped and even grazing style... But today I heard some suspicious noises while I was working in the garage and looked out into the carport to see that their work may actually be far more literal than I had thought...

For Sweden > JawzX2, Boost Addict. 1.6t, 2.7tt, 4.2t 10/25/2019 at 17:27

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Geese are also delicious

JawzX2, Boost Addict. 1.6t, 2.7tt, 4.2t > For Sweden 10/25/2019 at 17:29

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That too ;) H opefully they will raise enough goslings next spring to have more to eat. This year they hatched 10, but all but two got eaten by predators.

vicali > JawzX2, Boost Addict. 1.6t, 2.7tt, 4.2t 10/25/2019 at 17:38

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BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo > JawzX2, Boost Addict. 1.6t, 2.7tt, 4.2t 10/25/2019 at 17:44

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Press Y to  honk

JawzX2, Boost Addict. 1.6t, 2.7tt, 4.2t > BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo 10/25/2019 at 17:54

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ppppft, I set honk to space. 

Chariotoflove > JawzX2, Boost Addict. 1.6t, 2.7tt, 4.2t 10/25/2019 at 17:58

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It’s like a live action Disney movie.  I kept waiting and praying for the thing to start up.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > JawzX2, Boost Addict. 1.6t, 2.7tt, 4.2t 10/25/2019 at 18:33

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If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > For Sweden 10/25/2019 at 18:44

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Mmm I love me a good pâté de foie  gras

JawzX2, Boost Addict. 1.6t, 2.7tt, 4.2t > Chariotoflove 10/25/2019 at 19:14

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As horrifying as geese with a running power mower would be, I also hoped for that...

Demon-Xanth knows how to operate a street. > JawzX2, Boost Addict. 1.6t, 2.7tt, 4.2t 10/25/2019 at 19:28

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You mess with the honk, you get the bonk!

ttyymmnn > Chariotoflove 10/25/2019 at 19:33

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Moods more pixie dust. 

SilentButNotReallyDeadly...killed by G/O Media > JawzX2, Boost Addict. 1.6t, 2.7tt, 4.2t 10/25/2019 at 20:19

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The truly terrifying thing is that a tractor is easier to start...

JawzX2, Boost Addict. 1.6t, 2.7tt, 4.2t > SilentButNotReallyDeadly...killed by G/O Media 10/25/2019 at 21:35

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Lu ckily geese are TERRIBLE at climbing up steps and not good at opening doors.  B oth tractors require atleast one step and one door to access :)